If your insurer were required to post warning labels it would look something like this…
The policy you are about to purchase has been proven to financially debilitate you in the event of a covered loss. Our company will Deny, Delay, and Defend all claims made against us. We will bully, hire experts who will tell “our” side of story, resulting in further proof with which to deny your claim. Thank you, and be sure to pay your premiums.
P.S. Thanks for the new red Ferrari!
All I had to do to get it, was deny your claim.
Courtesy of Cal Spoon, PA